Posted by bb on Thursday 8th of March 2007 at 4:24 pm;.
Filed Under Misc 

After yet another interesting call with one of my real-life contacts, I was struggling to come up with a word to describe the mind numbing idiocy that I had just had to deal with … and some random bashing on the keyboard delivered this :

fufsioud fhiosa cunswcup

Drop the last c from the last word and you get my new insult.

Which I really kind of like …

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5 Responses to “cunswup”

  1. Merlijn on March 9th, 2007 7:22 am

    May I notify you all of the fact that this marvelous bit of creativity was performed whilst chatting with me 😛


    You understand of course that I want 50% of any profits made if you patent this insult 😉

    I wonder if we can make a verb out of the word, I am so gonna cunswup you! 😛

    Cheers matey!

  2. Phas on March 12th, 2007 4:14 pm

    Hey bb!! Congratulations for being the 999999999st blogger int the world 😛
    What’s the exact meaning of cunswup? And please be explicit in the explanation, not just a simple: “look at the mirror and you’ll see one”

  3. bb on March 12th, 2007 4:47 pm

    Phas 🙂
    Thanks for stopping by – by the time I have replied to your post, your figures will be well out of date 😛

    It would be too easy to give a plain old vanilla definition such as :

    cunswup (cun-s-wup)

    1. A stupid person; a dolt.
    2. Psychology. A person of extreme mental retardation having a mental age of from 4 to 7 years.
    3. Deformed and mentally retarded person

    synonyms :

    windowlicker, mouthbreather

    You and I both know more than our fair share of people that fall into this category 😉

    However it is too narrow a description – cunswup is more conceptual as opposed to a strict set of definitions.

    It is to be used as an insult of the highest order, when you search for a word to encompass the scale of the stupitidy infront of you and you feel existing words fail to do it justice 😉

  4. Cathal on March 16th, 2007 3:27 pm

    I have to admit I quite like your new insult! Although I don’t think I can use it in any of my academic writings (“However, the approach proposed by Cunswup et al. fails to produce any relevant results”) I will contribute to its adoption 🙂 Spread the word!

  5. Juan M. on July 20th, 2009 7:24 am

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